Why ya' always roll'n with your guy friends

The party always sucks when ya' bring them 

You need ta' bring over some girlfriends

Cause ya' know that sweet love'n makes my mind bend


Welcome to the party, that's a bottle let me take it

Now ya' got ta' leave, but I'm glad your girl could make it

Yes you, you and your crew

With your Miller Light brew and your frat hair doo

Yo I don't mean ta' be a dick, but we got ta'

Maintain a healthy mix, so you ought'a

Try roll'n with more chicks than none!

It's never fun when it's twenty guys ta' one

Man why ya' got ta' roll so deep

Why ya' got ta' pack twenty guys into your jeep

Don't you know there's a balance that a parties got ta' keep

And ya' blew it when ya' brought just meat

Cause you're weak when you're roll'n all stag

Some would even say that your look'n like a fag

Don't creep, or roll away all mad

Just take the sword fight to your own sausage pad

Man I'm sorry but your possie's got ta' go

Out the door until yer come'n back with ho's

Don't ya' know it's the original party sin

(Woof!) WHO LET THE DOGS IN!!!


Hey Bro! You got ta' go

Don't ya' know, that yer fuck'n up the ratio

Hey Bro! You ought ta' know

Time ta'go, cause yer fuck'n up the ratio


Hey fine ladies, come in, I wanna do ya'

Our parties go'n off, no I wouldn't lie to ya'

How many girlies do ya' got in tow?

Ho dee do girl, all I see is bros

Damn you lied when you was knock'n at my door

It was just impled you was roll'n round with hos

You're out the door because yer deal is done

Ya ought'a know twenty dicks aint fun!

No it aint cool for you ta' bring over your guy friends

I'm no fool because I'm telling you goodbye then

Don't cry yer the one you brought guys

It's your fault that they'll never get inside

I'm gonn'a die if I see another dude

Yet, you insinuate that I'm the one who's rude

Girl, don't bring yer whole seen to my face

Because yer dick train is take'n up my space

Like a rabbit's got a habit for Trix

I'm that type of guy that only wants ta' meet chicks

Ya' know I got enough friends with dicks

So go and get a sacrifice ta' throw into the mix

You'd better bring a hottie but a guy NO WAY!

And if you bring a guy this is what I'll say