Listen up guys we're on a mission

We're fish'n, and wish'n for some hotties with a body like venus

I seen us, blow it when we went ta' score

(Every Damn Night!)

Because there is no I in Team, 

I mean, how many times have we buckled on the scene

With two or three hotties and a fatty

We had the, hotties on our jock, but the fatty got catty!


She was bitter cause she got straight dissed

She was get'n bored, and pissed, ignored, so listen!

Somebody's got ta' take one for the team

I mean, a screen

ya' know somebody's got ta' run it

cause fat girls need love too (Its true!)

So lets row sham bow for the big'n,

yer wig'n

Paper beats rock so you're swig'n

Get'n faded for yer run cover play, I say

Don't be mad cause its yer duty (Yes sir!)

You throw flack so we can go and get the booty

It's a war yo, and sacrifice is key!

(Roll it in flower dog!)


Fat girls I see em' all around me

I think they're try'n ta' drown me

cause ya' know I'm swim'n in obesity

Greasy french fries

swell'n up your thys

Cottage cheese on your back side 

the mirror doesn't lie

Ya' know I don't mind a little cushion for the push'n

I never hesitate ta' get that maximum mush'n

I got my beer goggles on and now I'm go'n for it

(Dude! She's like 350 pounds!)

That ain't shit!

People always diss'n me, cause I like em' big

My ex-girl was a mutherfuck'n pig

I'll put a chicken wing, on a string

and drag it down my hallway

just ta' make them follow me

to my bedroom, uh oh no

I've got ta' make room

so they fit through my doorway

I spend my free time, diet center hop'n

That's where I do my fat girl shop'n

People treat fat girls like the plague

but if not for Jenny Craig, I'd probably never get laid

Fat blonds got ta' get they mack on

Just like every red head

bigger than a tool shed, go ahead!