When I was born the doctor didn't like me
He grabbed my ankles, held me like a turkey
Dear mummy, why'd you let him hit me?
This was wrong, I knew you didn't love me

There is selection, many shapes and sizes
Variety, fondling surprises
The syllables trigger happy opposites

Encountering those devious devices
Satisfying all that you are craving
Considering life is now worth saving

Tie me to the length of that
Tie me to the length of that
Tie me to the length of that

Tie me to the length of that
Tie me to the length of that

You'll be sorry, you don't love me
Something is happening to my body
Nature is those little bits and pieces

Tie me to the length of that
Tie me to the length of that
Tie me to the length of that
When I was born the doctor didn't like me
He grabbed my ankles, held me like a turkey
Dear mummy, why'd you let him hit me?
This was wrong, I knew you didn't love me

I keep these feelings deep inside my body
It's not the union both of us expected
Remember daddy, when you made him hold me
Safe in his arms then the bastard dropped me

Ooh, ahh
Pretty, pretty baby
Pretty baby
Baby, baby, boo, hoo

Tie me to the length of that
Tie me to the length of that
Considering life is now worth saving
Stupid drunk

You'll be sorry, you don't love me

Ooh, ahh
Pretty, pretty baby
Pretty baby
Baby, baby

Ooh, ah
What a lovely, little baby

There is selection, many shapes and sizes
Variety, fondling surprises
The syllables trigger happy opposites

Encountering those devious devices
Satisfying all that you are craving
Considering life is now worth saving

Tie me to the length of that
Tie me to the length of that
Tie me to the length of that