Did you drop a clanger?
A spanner in the works
Did it all pour out the wrong way?
Bent out of shape
Through the Chinese whispers
Oh Clarence I do believe
This life is killing me
Speed camera caught us at Nottingham
When the radio lifted the curse
Newsflash - 'Who flooded the florist?'
Good sir, you've got a lot of nerve
Through towers tall and skeletal trees
This old banger carries me up and away
Lightning has struck
Twice in the exact same place
Can't get in the club
Can't get out of the rain
Get over it, get over it
And remember not to forget
That I am as subtle and as playful
As a hammer headed shark
But I could name you every service station
On the M6 off by heart
Test results prove inconclusive
As to whether your world is round
Mine is a Rubik's cube
Pass it on or go and figure it out
It's all a bloody jambouree
This banger carries me up and away
Couldn't give a flying fuck
What the old Parkonians say
Lightning has struck
Rain rain go away
Get over it, get over it
And remember not to forget about me

Hey now, hey now
Hey now, we're tumbling down a rabbit hole