See you on the silver screen, the TV, and the stage

Collect your Oscar, brit and bafta your name is engraved


You're having my sex, you're sleeping with my wife

You're having my kids and the time of my life

You're writing my book, you're starring in my film

You had my number one and my number ten


We could be such very good friends if you'd let me in

The higher the gate the longer the wait

Please let this poor boy sin


You're having my sex, you're sleeping with my wife

You're having my kids and the time of my life

You're writing my book, you're starring in my film

You had my number one and my number ten


You say things that I have thought

Stole them from my head

You're so wealthy, I'm unhealthy

I'm practically dead


You're having my sex, you're sleeping with my wife

You're having my kids and the time of my life

You're writing my book, you're starring in my film

You had my number one and