Did you hear what happened last Saturday night

While dancing and drinking we all got half tight

This sweet thing named Sharmon was dancing with me

When up jumped her boy friend and he hollered at me

Please don't squeeze my Sharmon don't hold her so tight

You'd best keep my warning it's my last one tonight

She's soft and she's gentle and as sweet as can be

And if Sharmon needs squeezing then leave that to me

[ steel ]

Along about midnight I was feeling no pain

And me and Miss Sharmon were dancing again

Then Hank and big Harlan got into a fight

And I heard someone holler as out went the light

Please don't squeeze my Sharmon...