I saw your advert in the morning paper

For red hot livin' doll

Dancing ability

Mental agility

Good lookin'

Under six foot tall... yes!



I said to myself I'm a perfect match

I'm gonna make that casting call

That's the job for me

I'm a gonna be

Optimistical

Irresistable



Nine by nine by nine (what to do)

Nine by nine by nine (what to do, wah hoo)

They wanted me to star in "Cage Aux Folles"

I had to tell them

Sorry, but the part's too small

Nine by nine by nine, what to do

Nine by nine by nine, what to do

I got the looks

I got pezzazz

I got style

I got class

Nine by nine by nine



I always knew I'd be a dancing legend

Just like Rogers and Astaire

This is gonna be

My opportunity

I saved my legs and I've washed my hair



I've got an outfit that'll knock 'em dead

Well it's by Drexel and Lambert

It's incredible

Edible

Indestructable

Income tax deductible



Nine by nine by nine (in the nude in the nude)

Nine by nine by nine (in your birthday suit)

In the nude in the nude

In the altogether

Not even a chicken feather

Nine by nine by nine (in the nude in the nude)

Nine by nine by nine (in your birthday suit)

I'm dressed to kill



I'm in the mood

I learned my lines

I'm lookin' good

Nine by nine by nine



I got an feelin' that there just might be

A little bijoux problemette

A small particular

Perpendicular

A certain something that they won't forget



I'm at my best when I'm under pressure

And they ain't seen nothin' yet

I'm unflappable, I'm unstoppable

I'm unshakeable, it's impossible



Nine by nine by nine (what to do)

Nein nein nein nein nein

At the Alladin and the Moulin Rouge

They let you wear some earrings

And your high heeled shoes

Nine by nine by nine (what to do)

Nine by nine by nine (what to do, what to do)



I have to go

I'm late for lunch

I got a date

But thanks a bunch

Nine by nine (but wait a minute)



I need the job

I've paid my dues

And after all

What have I got to lose



It's gonna be great

I'm gonna be fine

I'm gonna be right there with them

Standing in line

Nine by nine by nine



I got the job!