Yo  at a hip hop club was a girl I met
 She was hot you can bet  her body dripped with sweat
 I kicked it to her  and her name was Kim
 She said let's jet because she was ready for the Jim
 Browski I doubt thee E would front
 so like a real stunt  I rolled the Blunt
 She was ready  I could see in her face
 She said "let's jet" we went back to her place
 It was fat  she had a dope crib
 She offered food, like some barbucue ribs
 I said "No thank you" not now honey
 How about some drink, yes some Gin Rummy
 After that, come here and sit down
 We put on tender Roni by Mister Bobbi Brown
 We waste no time, it was time to do it
 Put on some James Brown so we can get into it
 No kinky stuff, like ropes or handcuffs
 But when you love me please don't be ruff
 I said "listen, I'LL BE GENTLE, I'LL BE VERY GENTLE
 WHEN I'M LOVING YOOOOUUU, WHEN I'M LOVING YOOOOUUU.
 ...So I dipped, I abandoned ship
 threw in the anchor like on the boat tip
 That's what I get for trying to be a lover
 But never judge a book, by the damm cover
 I'm not dissing, but I don't like fishing
 And next time, I want to know who I'm kissing
 You can call me gay or a tutti-frutti
 But I won't touch it until I know who's Booty
 [Parrish Smith]
 Well I was maxin one day just minding my own
 Talking to E-Double on my car cellular phone
 When I seen this fly girl clocking her looks were temptating
 The look in her eye was the look of infatuation
 So I put my car in park, turned my system down
 I said "Excuse me, are you new in town"
 She said "it's funny you asked I just got here today"
 I said "Yo, you need a lift because I'm going that way"
 She said "My mother always told me not to ride with strangers
 If I did, than my life would be in danger"
 I said "Yeah that's true, but I'm not you're everyday swinger"
 To tell you the truth, I'm a well known singer"
 Plus I was cold coolin
 40 dawn in lap
 Wings on my fingers from my fisherman hat.
 She got in and said "Yo I never done this before"
 I had to play my cards right to get my foot in the door.
 She got and she said "You a medical doctor?"
 I said "close but no cigar, I'm the microphone doctor
 Who performs open surgery, on MC's that are willing
 Except to try same them, I try to kill them"
 She said "Ooh that sounds exciting, please tell me more"
 You mean how we heinz and clock the G's or more.
 We got to her house and her moms wasn't home
 As we went to the room I sparked up the homegrown
 I was with it, felling nice from Old E
 Ready to get busy, and wax a cold booty.
 We got to her it was time to max
 Pulled out the Jimhat and strapped the Bozak
 I hit the lights, and next was the sack
 We started doing it, it was hard to produce
 Because the booty was cold kickin like They Call Me Bruce
 I had to cover my nose, not to ruin the mood
 Because I know I wasn't fishing but I smelled seafood
 Smelled like shrimp or lobster, or tuna of the sea
 And it wasn't worth catching the A-the I-the D-to the S-oh yes
 The S is for safe sex
 And as I glanced at the door, you that move was next
 But she pulled me close, and said "Let's get loose"
 And out of nowhere I yelled "Baby did you do..."
 She said no P, cause I'm not a swinger
 I couldn't buy that as I smelled my forefinger
 I was playing myself plus my style was crampped
 I grabbed my keys and coat, and MD broke camp
 And as I walked to the door, the girl got moody
 I looked her eye to eye and said.. "WHO'S BOOTY