Coming down in two's and three's
Have ready your payment please
Porky pieces will see you through
Hopefully a day or two
To disobey will do you harm
Suck the gristle from your arm
When the pig is at an end
No longer will you be our friend

[Chorus:]
Invasion of the porky men
We'll rid you of your children then your men
Invasion of the porky men
Prepare yourselves on sinners to defend, defend

The porky men are all around
Waiting for the special sound
To start the bubble of the stew
The fleshy human brew
No matter where you try to hide
Porky will be at your side
Smash your limbs and grind your bones
The invasion is in your homes.