A suicide heartthrob a basic grasp of what is what
These are the things that'll make you feel better
A stupid stupid stupid-o that taught me everything I know
These are the things that'll make you feel better

You fantasise of German wives in leather
The drama queen drinks Ovaltine for shelter
You shut your mouth or pucker up whichever
I'll crack a smile and all the while you'll never

Know whose side I'm on

My demise

Don't stop kicking till it's dead till mess is made of
Pretty head
These are the things that'll make you feel better
A stupid stupid stupid-o that taught me everything I know
These are the things that'll make you feel better

I've got a silver tongue no one questioned why
A kiss for each one down a kiss for all your lies