I turned you over and I found the best way to fit you 
in
I'm tired of crying and despising and everything that I 
see
I tried to meet you but it's always the same
No use good for nothing man you should be ashamed

Did you hear what Sylvia said?
Did you hear what Sylvia said?

I couldn't help it I turned around
The deed was done now I can't find my way out
No point resisting when the pull is so strong
Just keep so quiet cause your silence speaks for 
everyone

If you walk, if you walk anyway
With one guy for one girl
Shhhhh

You say you hate me I know it's true
I found new ways to take the piss out of you
I had to leave you, had to leave you where I left the 
car

If you walk, if you walk anyway
With one guy for one girl
Shhhhh

There is a girl ugly as me
Wait til you see her, you will not believe
Tied her in ribbons, left her for hours
Sylvia please go take a shower

Life is a lesson, I am the teacher
You are the student so pleased to meet you
What have you got? An apple for me?
Put it in your mouth and roast a piggy

You are shit
Cos you eat shit
And you are what you eat
Yeah you are what you eat

ALL! HAIL! QUEEN OF THE GUILTY!
ALL! HAIL! QUEEN OF THE GUILTY!