This is a...this is a...a song
About a show, on TV
A detective show if you will

All about cops and robbers!
Shooting guns! High speed car chases!
Rolling into the night!

Don't believe me? Take a look!

Testing!? Is this thing on!?
I've got something to say
Even I know that it is wrong
I gotta fever, inside my lungs
I want to be the only one
But you know that I'm NUMBER 1!

Got...no...friends.

{random noise}
A ridiculous word
Remember, what your dad said?
He was a fucking liar so forget what I just said
I gotta no one, to talk to now
I think that I'm believing everything
That I have got and now...

It's...me...again.
Got...no...friends.

1-2 1-2 TESTING TESTING!
One two three four!

Go! Me! Way!
Some! Must! Pay!

Some of us must pay!