the first day of school, i noticed her

walking in the hall with her hair down

and her boobs out looking fine

i said hey, whats up

and she just slapped me

i said, what the fuck and just moved on


that's the story of how i first met her

and i was already in love

that's the story of how my life got better

she gave me a boner


it just so happens that she was in every single class with me

i could see her eyes rolling back

and she sat in the back and enjoyed the show

and i still could not be with her

she was a hoe, but that's alright, that's ok

as long as she didn't sleep with every other guy but me


and every time i'd ask her out

she'd say no but i didnt give up! no i didn't give up

i'll never give up..


that's the story of how i first met her

and i was in love

and she wrote me a letter that said leave me alone

and i said no-oh-oh! i will not leave you alone

and she called the cops

and i said uh oh spaghettios