I have a friend his name is Timmy (Timmy)

And He comes when I am very lonely (I'm lonely at night)

And he's invisdabul (Invisdabul) like Paula Abdul

On American Idol, Episode 93.


He helps me get to sleep at night, (Helps me get to sleep at night)

He taught me how to ride a bike. (How to ride a bike without training wheels)

And he's my best friend, he's my only friend.

Cause he's there when I need him.

My Invisdabul Timmy,

I should nominate him for an Emmy or two.


And that girl she's not here now,

She's with some guy over in the next town. (That jerk)

But she's a poop head,

So I wont miss her in my bed.

Just maybe a widdle,

But I still have Timmy here with me

But we can stay up all night, play Pokemon

And we can sing each other a song about each other moms

Even though I won't hear his, cause he's not here at all

I just wish I had a real Timmy to call my own (To call my own)

But instead of a boy, maybe a girl

Who was so cool and awesome, who rocked my world.

And she'd never leave me, she'd always love me.

She'd always call me her honey and sweetie.

And I'd be happy for at least just for once.

For a little little little bit.


He helps me get to sleep at night (Helps me get to sleep at night)

We never ever get in a fight (Not even a widdle one)

And he's my best friend, he's my only friend

Because he's there and he's ready to listen

My Invisdabul Timmy,

I should nominate him for an Emmy or two.


But Timmy won't last forever 

Even though he's in my head when I get older I'll forget him,

Even though I love him so

I'll have to let go, 

And say goodbye. (Goodbye...)


But for now, I'll have to live with little,

Invisdabul Timmy.