I woke up at 10:30 this morning,

'Cause I was gonna meet you at the car wash.

And all I wanted was to see you in a bikini,

But we ended up making out in Johns lamborghini.

He opened up the door, (what?!)

He called you a whore.

We slammed it in his face,

And I did you on his leather suit case.


It was in front of Chillis and it was getting hot

As we fogged up the windows, oh oh!

And there were people standing all around,

Wondering what the hell was going down.

Then I heard someone yell

Get the hell out of the car!

And I rolled down the window,

Told them to shut their mouth before I freakin hit them with a bar of soap!


Making out with Kelly at the car wash,

It seems like yesterday.

We were both so young and stupid,

I didn't know what to say.

I Told her she had really pretty eyes,

And I wanted to be with her.

She said I'm just so sorry,

But I just was using you

and I said that's alright,

Wanna do it again?