[Intro: Eminem]

Only reason I dissed you in the first place

is cause you denied seein me

Now I'm pissed off



[Eminem]

Sit back homie relax, in fact grab a six-pack

Kick back while I kick facts, yeah Dre, sick track

Perfect way to get back, wanna hear somethin wick-wack?

I got the same exact tat that's on Nick's back

I'm (Obsesseed) now, oh gee

Is that supposed to be me, in the video with the goatee?

Wow Mariah, didn't expect you to go balls out

Bitch shut the fuck up, 'fore I put all them phone calls out

you made to my house when you was (Wild'n Out) before Nick

When you was on my dick and give you somethin to smile about

How many times you fly to my house, still tryin to count

Better shut your lyin mouth if you don't want Nick findin out

You probably think cause it's been so long

if I had somethin on you I woulda did it by now

Oh on the contrary Mary Poppins I'm mixin our studio session down

and sendin it to masterin to make it loud

Enough dirt on you to murder you

This is what the fuck I do, Mariah it ever occur to you

that I still have pictures? However you prefer to do

and that goes for Nick too, faggot you think I'm scurred of you?

You're gonna ruin my career you better get one

Like I'ma sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cunt

that made me put up with her psycho ass over six months

And only spread her legs to let me hit once

Yeah, what you gonna say I'm lucky? Tell the public 

that I was so ugly that you fuckin had to be drunk to fuck me?

Second base, what the fuck you tell Nick pumpkin?

The second week we were dry humpin, that's gotta count for somethin

Listen girly, surely you don't want me to talk about

how I nutted early cause I ejaculated prematurely

And bust all over your belly and you almost started hurling

and said I was gross, go get a towel, your stomach's curling

Or maybe you do, but if I'm embarrassin me I'm embarrassin you

And don't you dare say it isn't true

As long as that song's gettin airplay I'm dissin you

I'm a hair away from gettin carried away and gettin sued

I was gonna stop at 16, that was 32

This is 34 bars, we ain't even third of the way through

"Damn Slim, Mariah play you," Mariah who?

Oh, did I say whore Nick? I meant a liar too

Like I been goin off on you all this time

for no reason, girl you out your alcoholic mind

Check your wine cellar, look at the amounts of all the wine

Like I fuckin sit around and think about you all the time

I just think this shit is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme

But fuck it now I'm 'bout to draw the line

And for you to cross it that's a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb

I can describe areas of your house you wouldn't find

on an episode of "Cribs," a blow below the ribs

If I hear another word so don't go openin your jibs

Cause every time you do it's like an overload of fibs

I ain't sayin this shit again hoe, you know what it is

It's a warnin shot, 'fore I blow up your whole spot

Call my bluff and, I'll release every fuckin thing I got

Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top

when me and Luis were tryin to stick two CD's in the same slot



[Interlude]

"Slim Shady... "

"Slim Shady..."



[Eminem {Mariah Carey samples}]

{"I love you"} I love you too

Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear boo

Now what you say? {"It's nothin"} Yeah so what I'll do

is refresh your memory when you said {"I want you"}

Now should I, keep goin or should we call truce?

{"You think you're cute, right?"} You bet your sweet ass I do

{"I'm Mary Poppins, B"} And I'm Superman, ooh

{"Mary P - Slim Shady"} Comin at you

So if you'll still be my {"Baby girl"}

Then I'll still be your {"Superhero"}

{"Wilma M."} Yeah, I'm right here

{"You like this!"} Nope, not anymore dear

It cuts like a {"knife"} when I tell you get a {"life"}

But I'm movin on with mine, Nick, is that your {"wife"}

Well tell her to shut her mouth then I'll leave her alone

If she don't {"stick to the script"} then I'ma just keep goin

Damn



[Outro]

"I see Mary Ann, Mary Ann's sayin cut the tape

Cut the tape, knife!"