I bust in, devilish grin, disgustin'

Asshole, freckled cheeks and a butt chin

Calling all party animals, get on the floor

When I pop up on some Whack-A-Mole shit

In search of a chick who stacked them so thick

And implants are so big

She can hang me up on that rack, big ol' tits

Like Anna Nicole Smith

Bodies bananas and sass to go wit'

I spot you at first glance and go, "shit"

You wearin' those pants that don't fit

That butt won't ever give up

That's why you stick it out no matter what

'Cause you got an ass that won't quit

So, get on the horn, my saxophone

Grab hold of my instrument, get a grasp, and blow

You just laugh and go heehee

'Cause you're just as nasty so that's appropriate

That's why



I love you, 'cause you in need, need of me

That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me (yeah me)

I said I love you, 'cause you in need, need of me

That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me, nasty (yeah, me)



You know, I'm wearin' a new shirt tonight too, yo

With me on it



I'm lookin' at your tight rear like a sightseer

Your booty is heavy duty, like diarrhea

The plan's to bring you to my house

You're drinkin' Jack and Beam

I'm thinking soon as trampolines so we should bounce

But you're out of your two-top if you're thinking that 'mi casa es su casa'

Yeah, you're a cute fox

Perfect ten so back that up like a moonwalk

Girl, you're smoking like Snoop Dogg

But you most be token if you think you're taking over my quarters

There goes the diamonds and the jukebox

Two shots, a blue hypnotic and soon I'll

Turn this brooha to a barroom brawl

So hit scratch on the break like the cue ball

Turn the volume all the way up on your boombox

And excuse the locker room talk, I'm just too raw

But apparently, so are you, ma

'Cause you just kicked me in the balls and told me to screw off

And that's why



I love you, 'cause you in need, need of me

That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me (yeah me)

I said I love you, 'cause you in need, need of me

That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me (yeah, me)



Can I take you home, where we can be alone

Shawty, you the shit

Girl, I ordered you to sit

I know you're probably feeling me more than you admit

Pull up a chair, sweetie, let me order you a drink

I only go to meetings court-ordered from a shrink

From the bottom to the top, floor to ceiling

You ain't run of the mill, you're one in a million

'Cause real tits are still fun

But everybody knows fake tits are still better than real ones



So come and spend the night with the guy most terrified of

But tonight, curiosity overrides ya

Besides ya (I love)

Like a stunter pistol

Crystal and slides huns, tonight I'm your pilot

'Cause you should be up in the sky, girl, you're so f**king fly

You belong in the mile high club

So come on baby, the night's young

Don't string me along, I'm heartstrung

We might wind it up, unbound like we're trying for Cy Young

f**kin' 'fore we get to the house, screwin' our brains out

Like changing a lightbulb

That's why I like ya, 'cause I'm crazy just like ya

Now every time I get brain, you screw mine up

I barely can think straight, your head game is a mindf**k

So ready, set, aim, and fire

Yes babe, I'm fallin' in likeness kinda

But I love



I love you, 'cause you in need, need of me

That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me (yeah me)

I said I love you, 'cause you in need, need of me

That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me (yeah, me)