Welcome back, to the stage of history

 [Eminem]
 Yo.. Slim Shady!
 Yo.. {*words reversed*}
 I'll puke, eat it, and freak you (eww)
 Battle?  I'm too weeded to speak to
 The only key that I see to defeat you
 would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you
 and force feed you 'em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe
 I'll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse
 you'll think I pulled the fuckin ground out from underneath you
 (Bitch!) I ain't no fuckin G, I'm a cannibal
 I ain't tryin to shoot you,
 I'm tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you
 Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass
 and have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattress
 Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers (ahhh!)
 Fuck the planet, until it spins on a broken axis
 I'm so bananas I'm showin up to your open casket
 to fill it full of explosive gasses
 and close it back with a lit match in it
 while I sit back and just hope it catches
 Blow you to fragments
 Laugh, roll you and smoke the ashes

 Chorus: J-Black (repeat 2X)

 I see the light at the end
 But every time I take a step, it gets dim
 Tell me is this hell we're livin in?
 If so, heaven's got to be better
 But if we're hellbound, whatever, let's go down

 [J-Black]
 Am I the worst?  Because I, never go to church (never)
 I run a red light then sideswipe a hearse
 I'ma drink 'til my liver rot, see the doc
 Leave the E.R., then hit a bar for a liquor shot, 'til the liver spot
 One day we all gon' die
 But when I die, I'ma be so high
 that I'ma get up and walk, leavin the concrete bare
 with the chalk outline still there
 I smoke 'til I choke and I sex a lot
 I got a cross on my chain but it's just a rock
 Now if I pray everynight (night)
 Do I still have to hold my trey very tight?
 You feel me God?  I done did so much shit while on Earth
 I smoke, I drink, I curse, and to make matters worse
 I bust my gun first, and then I chat with your corpse
 Since way back, I was one to never like back-talk
 See me at the pearly gates in line, wearin a Nordface
 Nickle nine at my waist, God done lost faith
 Angels greet me but I don't reply back
 Just show me to my quarters, and oh yeah, where's Thai at?

 Chorus 1/2

 [Announcer]
 Maxie was seriously wounded but the soul still burns
 Final battle, fight!

 [Masta Ace]
 Analyze the strength of my game, like Lee Corso
 Call me a lost soul, with a vest and my torso
 And of course, yo, y'all know I'm no stranger to danger
 Like Christ in a manger, feel a whole range of my anger
 I breathe down shit so hard you can see sound
 And beat down these rap clowns in like three rounds
 My pen 'bout as sharp as a dagger, walk with a swagger
 Tie your wife to the back of a black Jag and I drag her
 Ten blocks, untie the bitch and I still bag her
 Give her a smack in the ass and a six pack of lager
 My shit go as deep and as dark as a train tunnel
 My flows spill like usin the wrong end of a funnel
 Everyday I grow more older, and more colder
 Fly you to Colorado, roll you over with a Boulder
 I know you want to retaliate but you won't dare
 Cause you fuckin with some niggaz like this who just don't care

 Chorus

 [J-Black]
 But every time I take a step, it gets dim..
 Tell me is this hell we're livin in?
 Haha..

 [Announcer]
 Time's up!
 You lose