(a line with a * before it indicates a part I wasn`t sure about) (Gently Rapping:) 
When I was just a little baby boy my mamma used to tell me these crazy things 
She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man, she used to tell me he hated me 
But then I got a little bit older and I realized she was the crazy one 
But there was nothing I could try to say or do to change her `cause that`s just the way she was

(Violently Rapping:)
They say I can`t rap about being broke no more
They didn`t say I can`t rap about coke no more (female voice: ahhhh!)
Slut! You think I won`t choke no whore,
Till her vocal cords don`t work in her throat no more (same sampled female voice: ahhhh!)
These motherfuckers are thinking I`m playin`, thinking I`m sayin`
This shit `cause I`m thinkin` it just to be sayin` it (ahhhh!) 
Put your hands down, bitch, I ain`t gonna shoot you
I`m gonna pull YOU to this bullet and put it thru you! (ahhhh!)
Shut up, Slut! You`re causing too much chaos
Just bend over and take like a slut...ok ma!
"Oh, now he`s raping his own mother, abusing her
*Worse, snortin` coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?"
You`re goddamn right, bitch, and now it`s too late
I`m triple-platnum and tragedies happen in two states
I invented violence you vile venomous vomital bitches
Vain, Vicadin, Rin-rin-rin (this last bit is accompanied by a chainsaw sound effect)
Touch this chainsaw, left his brains all
Dangling from his neck while his head barely hangs on
Blood, guts, guns, cuts
Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts

(Chorus)
Bitch, I`m-a kill you!
You don`t wanna fuck with me, girls leave, you ain`t nothin` but a slut to me
Bitch, I`m-a kill you!
You ain`t got the balls to beef, we ain`t never stop beefin`, an` I squash the beef
You better kill me
I`m-a be another rapper dead, for poppin` off at the mouth with shit I shouldn`t`ve said
But when they kill me
I`m bringin` the world with me, bitches too, you ain`t nothin` but a girl to me
I said you don`t
Wanna fuck with Shady
`Cause Shady
Will fuckin` kill you
You don`t
Wanna fuck with Shady
`Cause Shady
Will fuckin` kill you

Bitch, I`m-a kill you! Like a murder weapon I`m-a conceal you
In a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows & film you
Fuck with me, I`ve been thru hell, shut the hell up
I`m tryin` to develop these pictures of the Devil to sell them
I ain`t Acid Rap but I rap on acid
*Got a new glow ball & just had a strap-on added
Woops! Is that a subliminal hint? No,
It`s criminal intent, to sodomize women again!
Eminem offend? NO! Eminem`ll assault!
And if you ever give it to him you`ll give him an impulse
To do it again, THEN, if he does it again
You probabaly end up jumping out of something up in the tent

Bitch, I`m-a kill you...I ain`t done, this aint the chorus
I ain`t even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times
It`s tough, but that`s normal, ain`t it Norman?
Serial killer hiding murder material
In a cereal box on top of your stereo
Here we go again, we`re out of out medicine
Out of our minds, and we`re wanting yours, let us in

Or I`m-a kill you!
You don`t wanna fuck with me, girls leave, you ain`t nothin` but a slut to me
Bitch, I`m-a kill you!
You ain`t got the balls to beef, we ain`t never stop beefin`, an` I squash the beef
You better kill me
I`m-a be another rapper dead, for poppin` off at the mouth with shit I shouldn`t`ve said
But when they kill me
I`m bringin` the world with me, bitches too, you ain`t nothin` but a girl to me
(i said) You don`t
Wanna fuck with Shady (`cause why?)
`Cause Shady
Will fuckin` kill you (heh heh)
You don`t
Wanna fuck with Shady (why?)
`Cause Shady
Will fuckin` kill you (heh heh)

Know why I say these things
`Cause ladies screams be creepin` in Shady`s dreams
And the way things seem, I shouldn`t have to pay these shrinks
These eighty g`s just to say the same things threese...
Twice, whatever, I hate these things
Fuck shots, I hope this weed`ll outweigh these drinks
Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows
Just to argue with them `cause their ratings stink?
Fuck that! I`ll choke radio announcer to bouncer
From fat bitch to all seventy-thousand pounds of her
From the princapal to student body and counseler
From in school to before school to outta school
I don`t even believe in breathin`
I`m leavin` air in your lungs so you can keep screamin` for me to seep it
OK! I`m ready to go play!
I got the machette from O.J., I`m ready to make everyone`s throats ache
You faggots keep egging me on
`Till I have you at knife point then you beg me to stop?
Shut up! Give me your hands and feet!
I said shut up when I`m talking to you! You hear me? ANSWER ME!

Or I`m-a kill you!
You don`t wanna fuck with me, girls leave, you ain`t nothin` but a slut to me
Bitch, I`m-a kill you!
You ain`t got the balls to beef, we ain`t never stop beefin`, an` I squash the beef
You better kill me
I`m-a be another rapper dead, for poppin` off at the mouth with shit I shouldn`t`ve said
But when they kill me
I`m bringin` the world with me, bitches too, you ain`t nothin` but a girl to me bitch I`m-a kill you
You don`t
Wanna fuck with Shady (`cause why?)
`Cause Shady
Will fuckin` kill you (ha ha ha)
You don`t
Wanna fuck with Shady (why not?)
`Cause Shady
Will fuckin` kill you

Ha ha ha. I`m just playin`, ladies. You know I love you.