Are we supposed to shut up or talk...I'll cut your butt up and walk...
 Around with my ass showing all over the fuckin town

 [Proof]
 ....Then You get done up in chalk
 Yo....

 [Eminem]
 We ready...we ready .. we ready.. we ready ?
 Ready to hold it steady....Speakin of hold it steady....
 You can hold my nuts steady and then....
 I can stick my dick in you like a machette...If you're a girl...
 If you're a girl then you're my world...And I will kill anybody...
 That means... you, her or him
 It doesnt matter cuz I'm Eminem
 And I'm Slim...I'm also slim and your future's Whim

 [Proof]
 Ha ha....don't stop
 D-12 y'all...yea we bust it off the top
 We get in that ass Preparation-H style
 Knock more boots than that group H-Town (Booo!)
 Everybody tryina tell us to wait now
 You look dumb as fuck...Like Puffy in his video on that breakdown  (hahaha)
 Tryin to dance around
 How the fuck it feel lock in hand set now
 Sever your style .. Divide and Parish
 Part ish...when my cart is bustin thru this...
 Wassup to Bizzare Kid
 Targets get hit and liftoff
 Here it is we bout to rip off
 Lick shots...no time...we gettin dick snot
 Emzy...

 [Eminem]
 Speakin of lift off....
 I'm blastin off...your ass is soft...so I'm startin to jack off
 Cuz I'm so horny...and your lyrics are so corny
 That they bore me and I woke up too late this morning
 Or too early...wait a minute there goes Shirley...
 The girly I fucked last year when her hair was curly
 Couldnt remember it cuz I was Infinite
 And I met ken Kaniff in Connecticut
 He said his predicits and pronouns and wanted to throw down
 And he said ???I like you???...and then he walked up and said ??? let me snake bite
 you???
 And I said hell no...kicked him with my shell toe...
 Gave him a elbow...Ayo Proof ...go....

 [Proof]
 Yo it's the D to the 1 - 2
 What you wanna get done to...
 Your chest plate...eradicate
 Get your flesh ate...easily done..Here it is...
 Freestyle...no need to write shit...cuz when we write shit
 Y'all like to bite shit...that why street light up when we write stuff
 It's time to be the champions at this...it's D-12
 1-2 True crew...Slim Shady and Big proof
 Knockin over Igloos in Alaska when we blast ya
 A massacre creator, one time for data
 Darker than Vader...go anybody hot as the equator
 It's time to get down one time for those that dont know us
 Girls wanna blow us like Monica....Lewinsky
 Come against me...

 [Eminem]
 Go and see I'm an invincible Mc
 If you dont believe it then you wanna try to convince me
 That you're doper than me...which we'll hope
 You would hope to be....but hopefully I will rock globaly
 And nationwide...thats why my ass is wide
 Thats why your ass just died on the passanger side...
 Like a fuckin ride...when it got shot up by a drive by
 When I drove by 5 times and gave it five tries
 And still missed it
 I got a fuckin mental illness a gentle stillness...
 Violence...complete silence is what I need in the room while I freestyle
 What I need is to do...what is need is smoke weed and brew
 And......smoke brew ? You don't smoke brew...
 If you do I'll choke you and then I garauntee I'll out smoke you
 You're crew's a joke too and i can stick my dick in a bitch and poke you....

 [Proof]
 Stick it in there....rock with my cock on sky rock
 Knock ya eye out the sock...(sock)
 Get..(get) yeah we come to rock....(it)
 So don't get in the way cuz we gon drop....(shit)
 Now how you feel right now we bust yo..op....(tic)....(tock)
 We lunatics with mics and we dont stop we come to rock
 The dirty dozen is non-stop..
 To the top from tree tops to ewoks that pop Reeboks
 And men with pre-ops
 Yo now there is 3-Pac's
 Master P....Thug Life and now it's 2pac
 Get back to that one...here goes the rhyme that you dropped...

 [Eminem]
 The rhyme that I dropped is stickin up IHOP
 In high tops and walking around like a one eyed Cyclops
 And you can't see me....I only got one eye and I can still see you
 You can even give it a dumb try...If you're a dumb guy then come try this
 But I rock the microphone with my flyness
 So get off my jock..get of my cock..when I sky rock ...it in sky
 rock..shit...bitch

 [Proof]
 Ayo...a lot of people always try to tell us...that we gona be better or
 failrues
 But me or slim yo you cant tell me...
 You try to freestyle son we gon put these verses on your Lp
 Slow down with that old stuff....I heard the most of y'all is Mos Def

 [Eminem]
 My Lp...my whole Lp...tha last one was screaming help me
 You couldnt melt me if you was Vanilla Ice...Yo guess what....
 My Nuuuuuuuuutz
 Here I go with the lyrical miracle...spiritual spirital...you dont wanna hear
 it tho
 I rickety rock the micrphone
 Don't do it dont do it cuz that shit is stupid...I knew it
 I take a beat and loop it...i take a beat and troop it
 What the fuck did that mean...I dont know but i got phat jeans on
 And I already said that but I dont know where my head's at
 All I wanna do is go back to the hotel and know where my bed's at

 [Proof]
 yo wheres the beds at so we can relax and catch Ease
 Y'all dont want none of tha dirty Deez
 From the 3-1 its for the three of thirds
 One third Mc yo we smoke y'all like herbs
 Under the curb early morn take it to born
 Y'all get broke up...put back together ...re-enacment
 Some times you see this...you just a faggot
 No need to tag it...wit more loot that Jimmy Swagart

 [Eminem]
 Faggot....uh oh...was that homophobic...
 But no one knows it...and I'm so homophobic
 I wont even throw clothes in the Closet
 Fuck it...I've lost it....I'm holocausted...see my face it's written all
 acrossed it
 This beer makes me wanna disappear this year
 I'm so high I'm bout to die...and I'm so tired I'm bout to fry
 You're so fired you're down

 [Proof]
 Hey....it's me...it's the hamster man...
 Coming all the way from Amsterdam....
 And I come to tell you all a little secret.....
 So you can ........eat it ....you got to grab your crackers
 {mumbling}

 [Eminem]
 Quit spittin your writ shit bitch I'll kill you and kick you
 In your motherfuckin dick and your clit...you little pussy
 Hermaphardite with no apettite
 And you aint rappin right but you was taking rapid bites
 Of my dick when you was on it...my brain is haunted
 I walk up in a place in a t shirt wit my stains on it
 But i dont give a damn...give a fuck...give a shit...give a hell
 give a piss give a dick give a lick

 [Proof]
 Yea....live and direct it's us
 You better back up...

 [Eminem]
 You better back up before I jack off
 Back off before I jack off

 [Proof]
 You better back off before he jack off (laughing)
 You better back off before I jack off

 [Eminem]
 Colder than Jack Frost...smack you across your face
 While I'm still jackin off
 Sittin in the closet beatin my shit
 Aint got nuttin else to do cuz I'm thinkin of a bitch
 Wait a minute ...oh shit she's here...
 Look who walked in the door....come in it's Britney Spears
 (Ken Kaniff)
 Oh....come here little girl
 come here little girl

 [Eminem]
 What happened? (I dunno)
 We stopped rappin (Oh it's Clappin)
 Gun clappin...and all I need is one napkin to wipe the cum off
 When I come off with the drum off
 Whatever the hell that meant...but I can still speak wit a accent
 A french accent Excuse my french but
 Suck my dick touche le le poo...uhh....bitch

 [Proof]
 Bonjuor...I'm here with the cure...Oh yea lets rock it for the drawer
 Hey Em...how you doin this is me...The Em jock...get off my...
 Damn cock .....laughing....

 [Eminem]
 Yo while you're spraying verbs...you aint even fuckin saying words
 (THuuuG) Pronounce your words right...and you can ride around curbs
 And bounce your hebrs tight
 What the fuck ?
 Yo put another beat on before you get peed on
 Hi...Hi.... My name is ...my name is...my name is...
 Slim Shady...Slim Shady...Bitch you're little just like that Kim lady
 And I'm in sky rock radio...the shadiest bro on the radio
 But you dont hear me tho.