Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way







Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA















Is this a white Christmas, 



Hell no my man, 



I'm leavin' blood in the snow







And smackin' fat men







You mean Santa?







That boys' a ---------







He caught my mom Christmas Eve and tried to give her a -----







For real, he's no joke, the guy don't play







He tried to---------- way more than a one- horse sleigh







Laughin all the way, but he's not laughin' today







We'll jingle more than his-----------







Even the elves will pay















Come Christmas Eve







Ol' Nick's a gonner







We'll be snackin' on deer







----Blitzen and Donner







Not a question of when not even a maybe







Have a drunk Miss Claus







Say they jinglin, baby!







Givin' new meaning to “Ho ho ho”







Shake them ---s, girl







Bumpin' booty in the snow







So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll







We'll be strippin' that sleigh







And leave you the coal















Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way







Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop-top Chevrolet







Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way







Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA















You playin' reindeer games?







Hell, yeah my friend…







Grab Rudolph's horns and see how far they bend







When his nose turns red







His----gets sent back out to the woods with his fat elf Randall







Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice







In fact he'll have me listed as naughty twice







Not cause of the fights or Christmas gift heist







But because of all the -----got left on his wife 







It's time for Old Nick to move and retire







Before we roast his ----on a big ass fire







Yes I'm that bad 







Yes I ‘m that crude







I mean your ass is huge







Lose weight for real dude







All the cookies in your mouth







Simply quite sick







I mean, when's the last time you seen your ----?







I don't to throw a fit, and I'm not one to bitch







But every year, I get underwear, socks and sh--.















Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way







(Check it out, Jingle these bells, baby)







Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop-top Chevrolet







(Yeah, you know what I'm saying, I am gonna bring to you, blow it out, word up, like this, like this) 







Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way







Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA















Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way







Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop-top Chevrolet







Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way







Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA