School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
(note: on the copy i`ve heard, this part is mostly on the end of the previous 
track. Only the Y makes it to this track) 
Eminem: That`s why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I`m back) 
I`m back (I`m back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I`m back (I`m back) 
That`s why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I`m back) 
I`m back (I`m back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I`m back (I`m back) 
That`s why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I`m back) 
I`m back (I`m back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I`m back (I`m back) 
That`s why they call me Slim (er) Shady! (I`m back) 
I`m back (I`m back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! SHADY! 
Eminem: I`m back (I`m back) 
I murder a rhyme one word at a time, you never 
Heard of a mind as perverted as mine, you better 
Get rid of that nine it ain`t gonna help 
What good`s it gonna do against a man that strangles himself? 
I`m waitin` for hell, like hell, shit, I`m anxous as hell 
Manson, you`re safe in that cell, thankful is jail 
I used to be my mommy`s little angel at twelve 
At thirteen I was putting shells in the gauge on the shelf, I used to 
Get punked and bullied on my block, till I cut a kitten`s head off 
And stuck it in this kid`s mailbox (HEY! MOM! MOM!), I used to give a 
Fuck, now I could give a fuck less 
What do I think of sucess? It sucks! Too much press 
*And stress, too much cess, and breasts, too upset 
It`s just, too much mess, I guess, I must just blew up quick (yes) 
Grew up quick? (no) was raised right? Whatever you say`s wrong, whatever I say`s 
right 
You think of my name now whenever you say high, became a commodity because I`m W 
- H - I 
 - T - E, `cause MTV was so friendly to me, can`t wait `till Kim sees me 
Now is it worth it? Look at my life. How is it perfect? 
Read my lips bitch, what, my mouth isn`t working? 
You hear this finger? Oh, it`s upside down. 
Here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now! 
Eminem: That`s why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I`m back) 
I`m back (I`m back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I`m back (I`m back) 
That`s why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I`m back) 
I`m back (I`m back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I`m back (I`m back) 
That`s why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I`m back) 
I`m back (I`m back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I`m back (I`m back) 
That`s why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (shady) (I`m back) 
I`m back (I`m back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I`m back (I`m back) 
I take each individual degenerate`s head and reach into it 
Just to see if he`s influenced by me if he listens to music 
And if he feeds into this shit he`s an innocent 
Victim and becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe 
(record scratching)...my name is Slim Shady 
I been crazy way before radio didn`t play me 
The sensational "back, it`s the incredible!" 
With Ken Kaniff who just finds the men edible, it`s, Ken Kaniff, on the,
internet, tryin` to Lure your kids, with him, INTO BED, it`s a Sick world
we`RE livIN` in these days
"Slim, for pete`s sake, put down Christopher Reeve`s legs!" 
Geez! You guys are so sensitive. "Slim it`s a touchy subject, try and just don`t 
mention it..." 
Mind with no sense in it, fried, gets so frentic, 
`Cause eyes get so squinted, I`m blind from smoke in `em 
With my windows tinted, with nine limos rented, 
Doin` lines of coke in `em, with a bunch of guys hoppin` out 
All high and dosing it 
And that`s where I get my name from 
That`s why they call me 
Eminem: They call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I`m back) 
I`m back (I`m back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I`m back (I`m back) 
That`s why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I`m back) 
I`m back (I`m back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I`m back (I`m back) 
That`s why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I`m back) 
I`m back (I`m back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I`m back (I`m back) 
That`s why they call me Slim (er) Shady! (I`m back) 
I`m back (I`m back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I`m back (I`m back) 
I take seven kids from Columbine and stand `em all in line 
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine 
A Mac-11 and this oughtta solve this problem of mine 
And that`s a whole school of bullies shot up all of the time, `cause I`m 
Shady, they call me as crazy as this world was 
Over this whole Y2K thing, and by the way 
N`Sync, why do they sing? 
Am I the only one who realizes they stink? 
Should I dye my hair pink and care what y`all think? 
Lip-sync and buy a bigger size of ear rings? 
That`s why I tend to block out when I hear things 
`Cause all these fans screamin` is making my ears ring 
So I just throw up the middle finger and let it linger 
Longer than the rumor that I was sticking it to Christina 
`Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz 
It`d be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy you know this 
Sorry Puff but I don`t give a fuck, if this chick was my own mother, 
I`d still fuck her with no rubber, and cum inside her 
And have a son and a new brother, 
At the same tame, and just say that it ain`t mine 
What`s my name? 
Eminem: I`m,  Slim (slim) Shady! (I`m back) 
I`m back (I`m back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I`m back (I`m back) 
That`s why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I`m back) 
I`m back (I`m back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I`m back (I`m back) 
That`s why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I`m back) 
I`m back (I`m back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I`m back (I`m back) 
That`s why they call me Slim (er) Shady! (I`m back) 
I`m back (I`m back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I`m back (I`m back) 
Guess who`s back 
Gue-gue-Guess who`s back 
Guess who`s back 
Gue-gue-Guess who`s back 
I`m...umm... 
D12 
Dr Dre 
Slim Shady 
2001 
I`m blew out from this blunt 
fuck