Check Check, 1,2 , 1,2 1,2(it's rolling)
 Yea yea yea Dr. Dre up in here Y'all know what this is.
 its what y'all been waiting for Funk Master Flex, Big Kap,
 Def Jam Records giving it to you baby.
 Yo Eminem show these mother fuckers what time it is baby

 [Eminem]
 I used to be a lonely man, only mad, until I got a million dollars, shit
 Now if i only had some fucking hair I'd pull it, faster than a bullet
 out of Tupac's chest before the ambulance came too late to do it
 I'm trying to grow it back again, it was an accident
 I had my back against the fan and chopped it off in Amsterdam
 I hate the straight jacket it aint latching, and can't lock it
 so they stapled my hand to my pants pockets
 The cell's padded and battered like someone else had it
 before me, and just kept throwing they fucking selfs at it
 My head is aching, I'm dedicated to medication
 but this med is taking to long to bring me this sedadation? (Come on!)
 Anyway I got down with Dre (What up?)
 The first man who taught me how the glock sounded to spray
 Running up and down the street screaming, "Fuck the Police"
 when you still had your mother's fucking Nipple stuck in your teeth
 (fucking baby) Became a role model after Colorado
 Now all they do is follow me around and holla Bravo!
 Hell yea I punch my bitch and beat my kids in public
 Suck my dick, bitch
 I'm sick enough to fuck a man in his face but I won't
 cause you'll probably wanna stand in his place
 So put a sock in it, with your fake-ass Tupac image
 You faggots ain't tough, you just get drunk and become talkative
 (Wanna Fight?) I'm probably the akwardest alcoholic talking
 Walking like a midget with a ladder in his back pocket
 So when you see me on your block stumbling, mumbling
 A bunch of dumb shit like my drunk uncle does
 I ain't buzzed, I'mm juss high on life
 So why on earth would I need drugs, when I can fly on kites?
 Motherfuckers, Slim Shady

 Dr Dre: Dr Dre!
 Eminem: I'm drunk pass the tec

 Chorus: Eminem and Dr. Dre (repeat 2X)

 Cause if I get locked up tonite!
 Then I might not come home tonite!
 [Dre] Keep it moving! Off and on, Eminem is on
 Off and on, Dr. Dre is On

 [Eminem]
 The whole entire world can sit and twirl like a whirling tire
 I set a fucking girl on fire with a curling iron (AHH!)
 Psych I'm just joking, for christ sake
 Dont get so bent out of shape
 cause I went out and raped six girlfriends
 Some people just don't get it, but I won't let it upset me
 cause they don't know better
 They don't know what the fuck its like to be so fed up
 and fed so many uppers you're down and won't get up
 My mind's got a mind of it's own, sometimes I can't find it at home
 it hides in the stove (Hello, where you at?)
 Shit, talk about your brain being baked
 My shit's still in the oven on 480 De-Grades
 Hailey Jade, daddy loves you baby,
 Don't ever tell me how to raise my daughter fuck you lady
 You critics wanna criticize but couldnt visualize
 individuals lives through a criminal's eyes
 The neighborhood that I grew up in you could die for nothing
 and Dirty Dozen watches over me so try some dumb shit
 I'll have a fucking man raped with a band-aid over his mouth
 and shove his head in the fan blade
 Don't ever tell me what I can and what I can't say
 or change cause of the age range in my fan base
 Like I give a fuck who's buying this shit
 Quit fucking buying it, I'm tired bitch, I'm dying to quit
 Hip Hop is universal now, it's all commercial now
 It's like a circle full of circus clowns up in the circuit now
 But now the white kids like it, so they tell me I can buy it
 but as soon as I get on the mic it's like the night get silent
 either that or booed, thats why I keep an attitude
 and go to sleep with it and wake up with it every afternoon
 I'm sick of being judged, fuck it let me see a judge
 I'll confess to every murder I committed since 3 years old

 Chorus

 [Dr. Dre]
 Fuck that, turn that shit off
 Let's get the fuck out of here
 You know how we do (echo