I got over Charlotte Thompson, Goldie Johnson,
Lord they done me wrong
I took it hard with Peggy Harper
She hurt me bad, but not for long
There`s just one I remember
Makes me feel funny down inside
I`d trade `em all for just one hour
Of Susan when she tried

No there`s never been a woman
Who could make me weak inside
And give me what I needed
Like Susan when she tried

It gets worse in the summer
When the nights are hot and long
And it`s bad in December
When they play those Christmas songs
So if you ask me and I don`t tell you
Bet your sweet bottom dollar I lied
`Cause there`s never been one better
Than Susan when she tried