It was late last night 

When my baby got home 

It was late last night 

When my baby got home 

She was playing free jazz 

On a shiny new saxophone 



I'm going to shove that sax 

Up your ass (6 times) 



She played jazz so hard 

I couldn't hear myself think 

She played jazz so hard 

I couldn't hear myself think 

She played jazz so hard 

It almost drove me to drink 



I'm going to shove that sax 

Up your ass (6 times) 



I drink beer in the morning 

And whiskey at night 

I drink beer in the morning 

And whiskey at night 

I've got a hunch 

I'll have three martinis for lunch 



I'm going to shove that sax 

Up your ass (6 times)