Here in the bar, the boys like to have fun

There's a wager lost and an argument won

There's a stone-washed damsel on a junk food run



It's a kinder murder



There's a ladder to heaven from a battered stiletto

Spitting out the words that he put into her mouth

See her in silhouette going down south



It's a kinder murder

It's a kinder murder



She could have kept her knees together

Should have kept her mouth shut



It's a kinder murder

It's a kinder murder



Jimmy took her down to the perimeter fence

He was back in half an hour, he said he left her senseless

Then he went back to his regiment



It's a kinder murder



The officer said it has to be denied

There's a tear-stained would-be teenage bride

All the family pride in the little ram-rider



It's a kinder murder

It's a kinder murder



She could have kept her knees together

Should have kept her mouth shut



It's a kinder murder

It's a kinder murder



The child went missing and the photo fit his face

Dishonoured Jimmy just read about the case

He said that he was just taking up space



It's a kinder murder



Jimmy took his best friend's keys from the pile on the table in a flash

He was dreaming of the pigskin seats and the walnut dash

The knickers in her handbag and the one false eyelash



It's a kinder murder

It's a kinder murder



She could have kept her knees together

Could have kept her mouth shut



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