I was asleep when I heard the alarm
So I ran downstairs to see what's going on
Opened my door to unpleasantly find
Somebody really just broke in my ride

What the fuck? What the fuck?
(They stole my XM radio)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(And a pack of gum)
What the fuck? What the fuck?
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!

So I called my boyfriend but he did not pick up (call me back)
He never misses my call so I stopped by
And when I walked in (hello?), could not comprehend (Honey?)
Found him in bed with (what the?) the mail man

What the fuck? What the fuck?
(What a way to find out! )
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(What the fuck now?)
What the fuck? (Wow! ) What the fuck?
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!

I decided to walk home and blow off some steam
I know it's late but I needed to breathe
Just when I thought that it could not get worse
This fool runs up on me like "Hey gimme your purse!"

What the fuck? What the fuck?
(Said: "You got to be fucking kidding me!")
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(He said: "Actually I'm not")
What the fuck? What the fuck?
(Ain't you ever been robbed?)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!

Not quite, this just ain't right
If you knew what I've been through tonight
To begin, I just found my man and another man,
If you understand. He said: "Well I be damned"

What the fuck? What the fuck?
(Baby it's too bad)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(Either way I'm still taking your bag)
What the fuck? What the fuck?
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(But he didn't know where I keep my cash)
What the fuck? What the fuck?
(And my phone is in my jacket pocket)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(And I never put my cards back in my wallet)
What the fuck? What the fuck?
(So I hope you had a lot of fun with that raggedy bag)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(And all that lip gloss in it)

For the first time of the night I was grinning
He thought he got me but he didn't
But that was of course'€¦
Before'€¦
I realized my keys were in the bag'€¦
Hahahaha!