You sir, you're untouchable and,
You sir, you're unstoppable
Outrageously ambiguous
Knee-deep and ridiculous

Lets save some face and fool ourselves

You sir, you're indispensable and,
You sir, you're indestructible
"I is what I aint" they say,
And you can't have it any other way

Lets save some face and fool ourselves

Big yourself up, it's all the rage
Hush your mouth, act your age
I know it's good but I'm playing it down

You sir, you're the things that I hate and,
You're so disposable and,
You sir, you're so accessible
'Sir' is the narrator here,
He's hissing battle plans in my ear:

"Just save some face and fool yourself"