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The world is in a mess

With politics and taxes

And people grinding axes

There's no happiness



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Rhythm lead your ace

The future doesn't fret me

If I can only get me

Someone to slap that bass



Happiness is not a riddle

When I'm listening to that

Big bass fiddle



Slap that bass

Slap it till its dizzy

Slap that bass

Keep the rhythm busy

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Misery, you've got to go



Slap that bass

Use it like a tonic

Slap that bass

Keep your philharmonic

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And the milk and honey'll flow



Dictators would be better off

If they zoom zoom now and then

Today, you can see that the happiest men

All got rhythm



In which case

If you want a bauble

Slap that bass

Slap away your trouble

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Slap that bass



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Dictators would be better off

If they zoom zoom now and then

Today, you can see that the happiest men

All got rhythm



In which case

If you want a bauble

Slap that bass

Slap away your trouble

Learn to zoom zoom zoom

Slap that bass



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