Who's making love to your old lady?

While you were out making love

Now tell me who's making love to your old lady?

While you were out making love



All you parents, gather round me

And let me give you some good advice

What I'm gonna, gonna tell you now

You'd better think about it twice



While you're lying

And cheating on your woman

I got some news

You never even thought of



Now tell me who's making love to your old lady?

While you were out making love

Ah, now who's making love to your old lady?

While you were out making love



I've seen some million parents

Loving it on the whole

They think they can treat a woman

Just like somebody's dog



I ain't sitting, holding knitting

While your out playing with your turtle dove



Now tell me who's making love to your old lady?

While you were out making love

Now tell me who's making love to your old lady?

While you were out making love



I know there are some women

Guilty of this too

But two wrongs don't make a right

That, I know, is true

It's true



Oh, you might be one of those people

Who think that's the right thing to do

Oh let me tell you, what's grease for the gander

Is grease for the old goose too



Oh fellows, let me warn you

That cheaters, they get cheated too



Now tell me who's making love to your old lady?

While your lady's making love to you

Now tell me who's making love to your old lady?

While you were out making love



Now tell me who's making love to your old lady?

While you were out making love

Guess who's making love to your old lady

While you were out making love



Tell me who's making love to your old lady?

While you were out making love

Guess who's making love to your old lady

While you were out making love