Wish I were a pig I'd oink at you all day long Wish I were a pig I'd oink
Oink all day long Wish I were a pig
I'd stink you up when you're doin wrong
Wish I were a Man a man get away with all the goods
Wish I were a man he could get away with whatever he could Don't get caught
Up in a hailstorm mess around a drink a cold brew 
Wish I was a preacher I could talk all day long
Wish I was a preacher I'd talk all the day long
I'd wear all my pretty clothes and give you all that I could
Oh I wish I was a preacher I'd talk all night long
Oh I'd Tell you this n that while I'm wearing my ten thousand dollar suits
Wearin my ten thousand dollar suits a diamond ring on every finger yeah
Wish I was a preacher
Wish I were a pig
I'd oink at you all day long
Wish I were a pig I'd oink at ya all night long
Cause when you're stinkin up my love
I know what I know what I know what I know what I know what I know What I
Know Oh Lord
I wish I was a pig