Oh, Mr Medicine,
I'm so happy you came here
You went from every man,
To everyman's savior

From the Arctic to Everest
We're all looking for change, Sir
More doors will start to open
This cycle has now been broken

First job, when you get up
There's a pile of dirty laundry
I know, you'll clean it up
You're the man to do it for me

I trust your judgement,
I like the things you say
It's common sense,
I could take three times a day

Oh, Mr Medicine,
I will take anything
What do you recommend?
Oh, Mr Medicine,
I need my vitamins
Will I feel better then?

Oh, Mr Medicine
I feel so much better
My friend's a pessimist
But you still impress her

If you need evidence
Then I'll write you a letter
I'll lick the stamp and post it
Just so that you can notice

First job, when you get up
There's a pile of dirty laundry
I know, you'll clean it up,
You're the man to do it for me

And then I saw,
That the patient has improved
To call in sick,
Has become a lame excuse

Oh, Mr Medicine,
I will take anything
What do you recommend?
Oh, Mr Medicine,
I need my vitamins
Will I feel better then?

This untidy table's turning
You used the best detergent
Now it's shiny, it's not dirty
And we know, that you can work it

Oh, Mr Medicine
Oh, Mr Medicine
Oh, Mr Medicine
Oh, Mr Medicine

Oh, Mr Medicine,
I will take anything
What do you recommend?
Oh, Mr Medicine,
I need my vitamins
Will I feel better then?

Oh, Mr Medicine, oh, Mr Medicine
Oh, Mr Medicine, oh, Mr Medicine
Oh, Mr Medicine, oh, Mr Medicine
Oh, Mr Medicine, oh, Mr Medicine

Oh, Mr Medicine,
I will take anything
What do you recommend? (Hey!)
Oh, Mr Medicine,
I need my vitamins
Will I feel better then?