Show me your sexy trash 

But don't go making moves 

That agitate my rash 



I'm an American man 

And I know where I stand 

I stand with you 

And your sexy trash 



Columbian war lords 

Are rushing to replace 

All the products that they've moved 

To the United States 

With tradaxxian crystals from outerspace 

And the filthy residue 

Of your sexy trash 

Your sexy trash 



Geo political ramifications 

Of lovers when they lie 



Because of vegetarians 

Animals no longer die 



We can live as one inside the slaughterhouse 

Of your sexy trash 



I'm an American Man tonight