Fell like a crippled crow, spinning through and breaking branches

I'm in a bad way.  Call my friends, they'll know what to do

I'm a better friend than I've ever been a lover

And that's not saying much, but I'm not saying much today



In this cellular age phone sex is too expensive

Not as handsome as my brother, but I've been lucky with disease

And yes, I'm a better friend than I've ever been a lover

And that's not saying much, but I'm not saying much today



And I'm not saying much today