(Talking)
How was your day?

(Sing)
I woke up this morning, 
I had a shower and some breakfast
I then went to start my car
But my battery was dead, 
My battery was dead, 
My battery was deada
But my battery was dead
So I decided to walk instead
I decided to walk instead

I went catch a bus but the bus had gone, 
The bus had gone, the bus had gone
I went to catch a bus but the bus had gone
So I decided to walk instead
I decided to walk instead

I went to start my car, but my battery was dead.
My battery was dead, my battery was dead
I went to start my car but my battery was dead
So I decided to walk instead
I decided to walk instead

I called a taxi but the taxi didn't stop, 
The taxi didn't stop, the taxi didn't stop
I called a taxi but the taxi didn't stop
So I decided to walk instead
I decided to walk instead

I went to start my car but my battery was dead
My battery was dead, my battery was dead
I went to start my car but my battery was dead, so
I decided to walk instead, 
I decided to walk instead

I went to catch a train but the train had gone
The train had gone, the train had gone
I went to catch a train but the train had gone
So I decided to walk instead
I decided to walk instead

I went to start my car but my battery was dead my battery was dead
My battery was dead, I went to start my car but my battery was dead, so

I decided to walk instead.
I decided to walk instead

It started to rain so I hitched a lift home it started to rain
So I hitched a lift home, it started to rain so
I hitched a lift home
The driver was cookooo, so
I decided to walk instead
I decided to walk instead

I went to start my car but my battery was dead
I went to start my car but my battery was dead
I went to start my car but my battery was dead

So I decided to walk instead.
I decided to walk instead

I was soaking wet and feeling mad
I was soaking wet and feeling mad
I was soaking wet and feeling mad
So I just walked home and got in bed

I went to start my car but my battery was dead
I went to start my car but my battery was dead
I went to start my car but my battery was dead

So I decided to walk instead, 
I decided to walk instead
I just gave up and went back to bed, 
Because my batteries dead

(Talking)
So the car won't start then

Oh just leave it, I need a new car anyway

Maybe it's the oil? Probably
I've not checked it in ten years

Anyway you shouldn't hitch hike it's dangerous! 

Oh I know, I won't do it again?

Thanks for caring, do you wan a cup of tea?

I've got some biscuits your favourite

Yeah All right then