Oh, if only Brazil was not so far, far away
I would swim or walk or ride
But never ever fly
But all the noise of the maniacs there
The sweat on my face it's worth to bear
But I don't wanna bounce and die

But then I see a lady in a tight blue dress
I close my eyes, I know what I would go for
Stewardess before I crash

Lavatory love machine
No fear can quell my steam
Lavatory love machine
No cabin fire burn my dream

I am at your disposal
I gotta get up to see what you ain't gotta hide
Wheeling junk along the isle
Keep your seat belt fastened
You're whipping with an iron voice your command
Uh mistress I am in your hands

And when she asks me what I'd like to eat
I realise the domina feels the same
And I reply: What about your pie?

Lavatory love machine
No fear can quell my steam
Lavatory love machine
No cabin fire burn my dream
Lavatory love machine
No broken wings to stop me stream
Lavatory love machine
Honey, do you like the way I cream?

Now if I gotta die
I'll have been stiff and smiling 'til the crash
Let them know I've been alive
'Til I made my final splash

Lavatory love machine
No fear can quell my steam
Lavatory love machine
No cabin fire burn my dream
Lavatory love machine
No broken wings to stop me stream
Lavatory love machine
Honey, do you like the way I cream?

Don't hear the scary noises
From the turbine when you scream