This one is for our troops
Who beat the shit out of bad people
And their families

Aren't you a little pervert too?
Just a little handcuff doesn't do
I beat the bullet, push and pull it
'Till the crotch is black and blue
Aren't I a little pervert too?

Aren't you a little pervert too?
Think the seventh orifice will do
You're the socket for the rocket in my pocket, dododo
I know you're a little pervert too

There's a million different ways to get off
I have seen it on TV in Tokyo (yes indeed)
In Finland and Australia, not so much in America
Americans prefer the the Rodeo

Aren't you a little pervert too?
Dream of what a whip can do to you
All your lipstick on my dipstick
As you scream like a baboon
Aren't you a little pervert too?

Aren't you a little pervert too
Getting off waiting at the loo
For the hour the golden shower
Is being spilled all over you
I know honey that you want it too
Let me spill my love all over you
I know you're a little pervert too