She weighs in about 200

Got a smile like the pure sunshine

She got style and grace and a pretty face

And a big, big, big behind

And when she sits around the house

I mean she sits around the house

But she's my gal and she's my pal

But she's plumb wearin' me out



I said, go to sleep, Big Bertha

Go to sleep, Big Bertha

Go to sleep, Big Bertha, I don't wanna do it no more

Go to sleep, Big Bertha

Pretty please, Big Bertha

Go to sleep, Big Bertha, I don't wanna do it no more



Well, she likes to love a lot

And she's got a lot to love

Why, me and Bertha, we go together

Like a hand in a pair of gloves

I was short and fat when I met her

But now I'm tall and lean

Oh, good god, stop, don't get on top

Be the last you ever see of me



I said, go to sleep, Big Bertha

Go to sleep, Big Bertha

Go to sleep, Big Bertha, I don't wanna do it no more

Go to sleep, Big Bertha

Pretty please, Big Bertha

Go to sleep, Big Bertha, I don't wanna do it no more

Hold on



Ooh



Well, she weighs in about 200

Got a smile like the pure sunshine

She got style and grace and a real pretty face

And a big, big, big behind

And when she sits around the house

Whoo, she sits around the house

Aw, but she's my gal and she's my pal

But she's plumb wearing me out



I said, go to sleep, Big Bertha

Go to sleep, Big Bertha

Go to sleep, Big Bertha, I don't wanna do it no more

Go to sleep, Big Bertha

Pretty please, Big Bertha

Go to sleep, Big Bertha, I don't wanna do it no more



I said, go to sleep, Big Bertha

Go, go, go to sleep, Big Bertha

Go to sleep, Big Bertha, I don't wanna do it no more

Go, go, go to sleep, Big Bertha

Pretty please, Big Bertha

Go to sleep, Big Bertha, I don't wanna do it no more



Ooh, ooh

Ooh, doo doo doo doo



Go, go, go, go to sleep Big Bertha

Go, go, go to sleep, Big Bertha

Go to sleep, Big Bertha, I don't wanna do it no more

Go, go, go to sleep, Big Bertha

Pretty please, Big Bertha

Go to sleep, Big Bertha, I don't wanna do it no more