Ladies and gentlemen!

May I have your attention, perlese!

Do you wake every morning in shame and despair,

to discover your pillow is covered with hair,

or what not should be there?



Well, ladies and gentlemen,

From now on you can waken at ease!

You need never again have a worry or care,

I will show you a miracle, marvelous, rare.

Gentleman, you are about to see something

that rose from the dead!

On the top of my head



T'was Pirelli's

Miracle Elixir,

That's what did the trick, sir,

True, sir, true.

Was it quick sir?

Did it in a tick, sir,

Just like an elixir

Ought to do!



how about a bottle mister?

only costs a penny guaranteed.



Does Pirelli's

Stimulate the growth, sir?

You can have my oath, sir,

'Tis unique.



Rub a minute

Stimulatin', (i'n' it?)

Soon you'll have to thin it

Once a week!



Sweeney Todd:

pardon me ma'm what's that awful stench?



Mrs. Lovett:

are we standing near an open drench?



Both:

pardon me sir what's that awful stench?



Toby:

Buy Pirelli's

Miracle Elixir

anything will slick, sir, soon sprouts curls



Try Pirelli's

when they see a fixir

you can have your pick, sir,

of the girls!



Wanna buy a bottle misses?



Sweeney Todd:

What is this?



Mrs. Lovett:

What is this?



Sweeney Todd:

Smells like piss



Mrs. Lovett:

Smells like, ew!



Sweeney Todd:(said with Lovett)

What is this? This is piss. piss with ink



Mrs. Lovett: (said with Sweeney)

I wouldn't touch it if i was you, dear



Toby:

Let pirelli's activate your roots, sir



Sweeney Todd:

keep it off your boots, sir, leaks right through



Toby:

Yes get pirelli's, use a bottle of it,

ladies seem to love it



Mrs. Lovett:

Flies do too.



						     



						     Thanks to Kitt