Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please?

Are your nostrils a quiver and tingling as well at the delicate luscious ambrosial smell?

Yes they are I can tell

Well, ladies and gentlemen, that aroma enriching the *breeze*

Is like nothing compared to its succulent source as the gourmets among you will tell you of course

Ladies and gentlemen you can't imagine the rapture in store

Just inside of this door!

There you'll sample Mrs. Lovett's meat pies

savory and sweet pies as you'll see

You, who eat pies Mrs. Lovett's meat pies

conjure up the treat pies used to be



Spoken:

Lovett: Toby!

Toby:Coming!

Lovett:Ale There!

Toby Right Mum!

Lovett: Quick now!



Sung:

MRS. LOVETT:

Nice to see you dearie

how have you been keeping?

Coo m'bounds is weary

Toby, one for the gentleman

hear the birdies cheeping

helps to keep it cheery

Toby, throw the old woman out!



What's my secret?

Frankly dear, forgive my canter Family secret all to do with herbs

things like being

careful with your curry and that's what makes the gravy grander



BOTH: 

Eat them slow and feel the crust

how thin she(I) rolled it.

Eat them slow cause every one's a prize.

Eat them slow cause that's the lot and now we sold it

Come again tomorrow..



MRS. LOVETT:

Hold it!

Bless my eyes!

Fresh supplies!



TOBY: (at same time as MRS. LOVETT)

Is that a pie fit for a king?

Oh wondrous sweet and most delectable thing

you see maam why there is no meat pie



MRS. LOVETT:

How about it dearie?

be here in a twinkling

just confirms my theory

Toby, god watches over us.

sit and have an inkling

Positively eerie

Toby! Throw the old woman out!





						     



						     Thanks to Kitt



                          Thanks to Starr for these lyrics