Words & Music by Ed Bruce





The lashes that she bats

Above those big blue eyes are real

The nails she scratches my back with are hers

She's soft and warm all over

No silicone landscaping

She keeps me straight with all those curves



The good Lord used the best parts

When he put this one together

She's got lots of love to give, and it's all mine

She don't need nothing extra

'Cause she came with all the options

My baby don't need no polish to shine



She don't shop at Neiman-Marcus

She don't need no new Mercedes

She says "thanks" but her red truck will do just fine

I don't wake up in the morning

In a cloud of VO-5

My baby don't need no polish to shine