(featuring Trey Songz)



[Talking]

Ladies follow me now...(moaning)

Damn..my..my batteries low? (shiiit)



[Chorus]

See I don't fuss and fight, if he ain't acting right, I just tell him

(say hello to my little friend)

See I don't bust or spit, if he ain't home yet, you better tell him

(say hello to my little friend)

See I don't give a fuck, if he packin' stuff, just let him go and say

(hello to my little friend)

See I'ma be alright, on the lonely nights, you don't believe me say

(hello to my little friend)



[Verse 1]

now ladies, listen closely to the shit I'm bout to share with you

see, I'ma show you what it take to get the perfect screw

since, ain't nobody speakin' on it, I'ma be the first to say it

And let these niggaz know, they sex is highly overrated

I ain't never been the type, to sit and wait on some nigga

especially, when I know I can make me cum quicker

no, I ain't really interested in how much you packin'

Cause, I got something that can guarantee me satisfaction

And see my tatics, safer than using some pro-ka-lactic

safer than using any other code of action, really though

don't get it twisted, tryin' to think I'm on some right shit

The right dick can turn me on, faster than a light switch

guess I got a fascination when it comes to masturbation

nothing like the sensation, penetratin', got me shakin'

now I caught the midas touch, give me the slightest rush

something bout it makes me blush, the only one I trust



[Chorus]



[Verse 2]

now here's something that women do

that I just can't see to phatom, now why the fuck

we walkin' round faking orgasms

ain't nobody speaking on it, ima be the first to say it

And let these niggaz know they sex is highly overrated

I ain't never been the type to waste my time with amateurs

Cause ain't nothing worser than a nigga with no stamina

And then got the nerve to go and run and tell your home boys

well, did you tell them, I had to cum off my own toys?

know a lot of niggaz, gon get mad and say I'm male-bashing

And yeah I know they probably hate this song with a passion

instead of attitude, you should be showing gratitude

tryin' to show you little dudes, an avenue you never knew

A lot of ladies walk around frustrated sexually

when it comes to fixin', they don't know how easy that could be

follow my instructions carefully

I promise you for surely guarantee

that it will make you come faster than a speeding bullet



[Chorus]

say hello to my little friend....(4x)