The upside down umbrella 
Gets thirsty when it rains
So don’t you waste that water
Whirlin’ down the drain, whirlin’ down the drain

Ring me out a slaughterhouse sponge
Hot sauce in my oxygen 
Paper cut tic tac toe
On the belly of a buffalo, belly of a buffalo  

Everybody gotta bruise and bleed
Let me teach ya how to sow that seed
If life gives ya lemons 
Just give ’em to me
I’m the upside down umbrella man 
Lordy let me give ’em a squeeze

Desperation for the doom and gloom
Hungry, hungry hippo in a mean monsoon
I’ll swallow every single sorrow in sight 
Won’t you help me kill my appetite, help me kill my appetite  

Hey everybody gotta bruise and bleed
Let me show ya how to sow that seed
If life gives ya lemons 
Just give ’em to me
I’m the upside down umbrella man 
Lordy let me give ’em a squeeze

Lordy let me give ’em a squeeze
Lordy let me give ’em a squeeze
Lordy let me give ’em a squeeze