Well if i had money

Tell you what I'd do

I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury or two

Crazy bout a Mercury

Lord I'm crazy bout a Mercury

I'm gonna buy me a Mercury 

And cruise it up and down the road



Well the girl I love

I stole her from a friend

He got lucky, stole her back again

She heard he had a Mercury

Lord she's crazy bout a Mercury

I'm gonna buy me a Mercury

And cruise it up and down the road



Well hey now mama

You look so fine

ridin round in your Mercury 49

Crazy bout a Mercury

lord I'm crazy bout a Mercury

I'm gonna buy me a Mercury

And cruise it up and down the road



Well my baby went out

She didn't stay long

Bought herself a Mercury, come a cruisin home

She's crazy bout a Mercury

Yeah she's crazy bout a Mercury

And cruise it up and down the road



Well if I had money

I tell you what I'd do

I'd go downtown and buy me a Mercury or two

Crazy bout a Mercury

I'm gonna buy me a Mercury

And cruise it up and down the road