The world's wonder, long-dick buck-bender, all-night grinder, 

womb-finder, sheet-shaker, baby-maker, and money taker.



Don't wanna be your teacher

Don't wanna be your preacher

Don't wanna be your keeper

I wanna be your pimp

Don't wanna be your lover

Don't wanna be your brother

Don't wanna be your mother

I met you on the Greyhound bus

In a world of passion and lust

Don't wanna be your pastor

I wanna be your master

I'm just a fucking bastard

I wanna be your pimp