Hungry boy,
Wicklow boy,
Burger bar, Burger bar,
Chip Van, Scampi man,
Coleslaw, country boy,
In your burger, country boy,
What ya Havin, Who's Payin,
What's this, Fishy gizz,
Last Bus, Last ride,
Bad Night, wrap it up,
Keep it tight, Dinner Box,
In the snot, Lap it up,
Fire it up, Throw it up,
Wheres the Money? Burger Bar, Burger Bar, Burger Bar
No petrol in the car,
Who's gona pay, it's you boooyyyy

Hungry boy,
Wicklow boy,
Burger bar, Burger bar,
Chip Van, Scampi man,
Coleslaw, Country boy,
In your burger, Country boy,
What ya Havin, Who's Payin,
What's this, Fishy gizz,
Last Bus, Last ride,
Bad Night, Wrap it up,
Keep it tight, Dinner Box,
In the snot, Lap it up,
Fire it up, Throw it up,
Wheres the Money? Burger Bar, Burger Bar, Burger Bar
No petrol in the car,
Who's gona pay, it's you boooyyyy

Mega mega Large fries,
Large coke, Quater-pounder,
Cheese burger, Milksake,
Onion Rings, Curry Sauce,
Sausage roll, Chicken box,
Snack Box, No pox,
Chicken pox
Hurry hurry, Curry Curry,
Bleedin Hot, Bleedin Hot,
Wrap it up, Wrap it up
We want it hot, want it hot,

Burger (x5)
Larger(x3), more chips.

Slab cod, soft place,
I want it fresh, in me face,
Real potatoes, real potatoes,
Not frozen, real potatoes,
Spudddd Boyyyy!

Shouting,
Arklow (x5), Arklow (x3),
County Wicklow!
Arklow (x5), Arklow (x3),
County Wicklow!

Plastic Chairs, plastic teeth,
Greasy tiles and me knees.
Orange tiles, ugly tiles.
Smell the fap from bleendin miles,
Good night, top night,
Ruin it all, start a fight,
What do you do, Skip the que,
Call the guards, skip them yards,
Until the flash those yellow car,
At you boyyyy!

Shouting,
Burger (x5).
Larger(x3), more chips.
Arklow (x5), Arklow (x3),
County Wicklow!

Arkla (x5), Arkla (x3),
County Wickla!
Arkla (x5), Arkla (x3),
County Wicklowww!