Watching other's on the news
Reading our worst reviews
They say we'll get over it
Disappear like dinosaurs
To the sound of small applause
Resign to midprice section

If you ever see me walking in the garden
Don't ever ask me for an autograph
And if you ever see me in the arcade
Don't even stop me for a photograph

We are undergoing treatment
'Till our ethic fits the scene
Layed out in Q magazine
They crave our conformitys
Medicore to the bone
Terrified testosterone
But why do we still face the music?
If you ever see me in the garden
Don't ever ask me...

Now and then
You get the strangest notion
There's something missing
That keeps you getting
Wild ambition
Can you really blame us?
Can you entertain us?
Can you give a little more?

If you ever see me in the garden
Don't ever ask me for an autograph
If you ever see me in the arcade
Don't even stop me for a photograph

We are undergoing treatment
Will the doctor ever cure
These dillusions of granduer