He's a sucker, I'm his gal

We both have a bad habit

We get the same share

And we don't go out anywhere 

'cos everytime we do it's such a downer

Everywhere we go it's such a drag



There are sweet lies

Way out there

But we don't feel like joining

We don't really care

We don't go out anyway

'cos everytime we leave it's such a downer

Everywhere we go it's such a drag



Modern pleasure is all we ever have

Pleasure is all we need to get



He's a scheemer, I'm his plan

We both hate the same places

But we love the same band

But we don't go out anywhere

'cos everytime we leave it's such a downer

Everywhere we go it's such a drag



Modern pleasure is all we ever have

Pleasure is all we need to get



He's a sucker, I'm his gal

Yeah, I'm his gal