I was left electrocuted
just when I' d installed the lightning rod
If you're falling from a building
there is something soft to brake your fall

NEVER HAPPY WITH YOUR LIFE
YOU WOULD COMPLAIN IN PARADISE

If a thousand players lose
you just turn up to the game and win
When the tiger fled the zoo
I was the first person on the scene

The radio fell inside your bathtub
You survived, took it out
and it played your favourite song!

The cig I threw away when I said I'd quit smoking
It burnt my house down!