Feel the pearl, necklace, down on me
suit you sir, and your favorite gt
men behaving, very badly
i spit in the handbag, of your mothers best friend, mable.

Halloween, is very scary
it is when, the witches and wizards are free
'cos i never, thought that they would come alive
on a full moon at night

BRIDGE
why did i hold that monks eyeball?
why did i shrink when i was tall?
i must be turning into a leprechaun
my clothes are as green as the lawn
and thats why i....

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you have hamsters named reese and trevor
no, leprechaun's, don't like leather
but i don't intend to spend my whole life dreaming
of down on dream street

BRIDGE
i was so wrong for saying frankie galasso
when i wanted to watch the others on sky
now that i am seeing dead people
i'll pause the tape on reese's eyes
and thats why i...

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best friend, mable
best friend, mable (feel the pearl)
best friend, mable (leprechauns)

why did i start to shrink at night?
when the full moon was so bright?
why did i meditate in a shop?
when i wanted to drink some pop?
and thats why i....

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